Post Pittsburgh Fun

Well, my friends...I'm finally back and recooperated. What a crazy friggen trip. Many ask, "Why Erin, why did you go to Pittsburgh particularly?" And I answer, "Tiffany wanted to do some interviews, so we figured...what the heck!" We had a grand time, so I must use this lovely blog to document the times so I can look back on them somewhere. And so, quotes, times and videos begin here:

Memorable Quotes:

Tiffany singing Kelly Clarkson to Maxine the GPS: "MY LIFE WOULD SUCKKK WITHOUTTTT YOU!"

"Route calculation, turn back where possible." -Maxine

"Just so you know, the girl we're staying with looks like Rodney Dangerfield." -Tiffany

Erin: "I have a confession to make"
Tiffany: "What?"
Erin: "I think I have a lesbian crush on Maxine."
Tiffany: "Back off, she's mine."

"WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" -Tiffany

"OOOOO...I saw you...you po frickin po." -Tiffany

Tiffany: "Erin, omg look back now"
Erin: "Oh, I saw it...you think I could miss that hamburgler?"
Tiffany and Erin: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"The thing about him is that he's always trying to be switty." -Erin

"UGH, What is up with these curbs and things around here and tires? And them TRYING to pop my tires!" -Tiffany

Tiffany: "I think I may have a small crush on him...I'll tell you in a second"
Erin: "Okay."
Tiffany stops the car: "Ugh, I think maybe it was just that peacoat."
Erin and Tiffany: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Erin: "I told you! NEVER underestimate the power of a peacoat."

"Tiffany, I had a dream last night that you fell in a construction hole and died. And it was all my fault." -Erin

Erin: "Didn't we already pass that store?"
Tiffany: "FRICK FACE...we just went in a circle."

Tiffany: "Maxine is such a good friend...all she does is give and give and give."
Erin: "And you can mute her whenever you want."
Tiffany: "Erin, don't! Maxine does NOT like to be muted."

"TIFFANNNNNNY GOOOOOD LUCKKKKK! I'LLLL BE INTERCEEEEDING ON YOUR BEHALFFFF!" -Erin

"We need to go to that egg show." -Tiffany

"That guy's animal is a bowling pin head." -Tiffany

Times:

-Leaving Florida at 4am and arriving at 10:30 pm and leaving Pitt at 10:35 pm and arriving in Florida at 8:00 pm.
-Me having a dream that Tiffany fell in a construction hole and died.
-Lenders Bagels
-The extreme fog/deer we encountered on the way back
-How it flurried in West Virginia and Tiffany started panicing like she was driving through a blizzard.
-How we seemed to get lost in downtown Pittsburgh for a total of like 12 hours throughout the trip....with Maxine our GPS cohort. And how it always seemed to be at the same bridge.
-Taking the highschooler unknowingly to the "south side"
-Playing cards at Starbucks
-Awkward get togethers
-Tiffany goes on interviews while Erin goes shopping
-How seriously ugly we looked on the way there and the way back
-How Tiffany can no longer hold in her urine for more than five minutes
-Pulling over at gas stations and hotel parking lots and taking power naps while driving home.
-Tiffany's obsession with the Fort Pitt tunnel on the way there
-Leaving my phone and wallet in the Panera bathroom and not realizing for like an hour and a half...then the guy who retrieves it decides to call my mom for God only knows what reason
-Slopey and Henney: Our game names at Buffalo wild wings
-Tiffany questioning me on my opinion of every person I met
-Highschool curfews
-Making friends with the guys inside the Christian Science center reading room
-Losing our parking ticket
-Tiffany geting a faux parking ticket from an angry neighbor reading, "DO NOT PARK HERE. NOT A LEGAL SPACE."
-Tiffany's response to everything being..."THORRY!" (Thanks Gilly)
-How tiffany drank coffee like seven times a day
-Eating chips and queso while driving there
-Having no more chips and queso for the drive back
-My camera flying off my lap and into my to go cup of water and sinking to its death
-Our server's hair style at ghetto Sonny's
-Watching FSU beat UNC during my first Red Robin experience
-A random cat rubbing itself against Tiffany's leg and scaring the crap out of her while we were locked out of the house.

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-Erin Glynn