Oye Vey

Okay, so I admit....last entry was the quiet before the storm. Yikes. So much stuff to do...so little time. Not to mention my stupid school work that continues to pile up. I wish it would stop just for this week. Darn you ancient Greece! The other day I checked my email and my teacher referred to us as "athenians" and I thought to myself....Are you kidding me? Then I realized she was doing it all semester. Apparently I'm an Athenian now. I'd just like to say that Dimitri Martin cracks me up...he's so unbelievably witty (or switty), and I wish he lived in Tampa, Florida and was my bff. Because this blog is taking me so long...now this show has come on with this crazy bride who is so annoying I want to punch her in the face. My first question is...how could you marry this nut job? But my second question is why does she remind me so much of my sister at this point in time? JUSSSST KIDDING! I only ironed like 75,000 chair linens today. No big deal. I think I'm going to sneak on the Pilatus and fly away with Cara and Dustin to the Bahamas. =] I have a quiz tomorrow on some Greek play called "The Clouds" that I haven't read, but I found it on sparknotes, so I should be golden, right? Sparknotes, I don't know what I'd do without you. So I was drivint the other day and I looked up at this sign for Walgreens and what does it say? 93 degrees. IT WAS 93 DEGREES HERE THE OTHER DAY! GOD LOVE. This blog has almost 200 views, and like NO COMMENTS. Thanks guys...you need to pick it up in the commenting game. I have 40 minutes to kill while I wait for my clothes to finish drying:

Where EXACTLY were you when you entered 2009?In a cabin with my little ones in Gatlingburg, Tennessee.
You just drank 7 shots, what would you be doing? I'm not sure I really want to know. hahaha
Do you hate the last person you kissed? Nope!
Ever licked someone's cheek or forehead? What kind of question is this?
When did you last throw up and where? The night before thanksgiving like 15 times. I was very up close and personal to the toilet.
Have you ever flown on an airplane?Why yes I have!
What do you carry with you at all time?The cellular, and a whole lot of swagga.
What happened at 9:00 am today?I do not know. I was sleeping.
Do you and your parents get along?Pretty darn well. Of course we have our little arguments.
Do you wanna tell some one how you feel at the moment?Of course!
Who have you texted today?Quite a few people
What holiday is your birthday closest to? I guess labor day, but it's on the first day of fall sometimes. :]
How many different things did you drink today?Just agua.
Do you think you've changed over the past year? God, I hope so. hahaha
How old do you think you'll be when you have kids? I have no clue.
Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?hahahaha....at this rate, I don't know!
Are you waiting for something?Yes. A few things actually.
Were you happy when you woke up today?I'm pretty much never happy when I first wake up due to grumpy after I wake up syndrome.
If you could change your eye color, would you? lol probably
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?Sleeping! Goodness.
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?WAY TOO LONG
Name 4 emotions at this exact moment:tired, excited, scared, happy
Do you spend a lot of time with your parents? I would think I do.
Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? Yes! There aren't many things better than the cold pillow.
Do you sleep with one leg off the bed?I'm all over the place when I sleep. Sometimes I wake up amazed at myself.
How many times have you eaten sushi? Quite a few times.
psyche
Are you a big fan of thunderstorms?I LOOOOOOOVE thunderstorms.
Do you ever think "what if" about anything?Duh.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with? David
Does any part of your body hurt right now? Yes, I'm sore.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it? Mmhmm.
Do you have an accent? Yes. Australian when I am payed for it. ;]
Are you good at giving directions? LOL NO!
Have you ever been back-stabbed by a friend? Not horribly.
Have you cried today? Negative
Who was the last person you cried in front of? Hahaha...ummm my mom.
What will you be doing in an hour? Dreaming?
Spring or summer?Summer
Do you watch Spongebob? Heck friggen no
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate? hahaha...yes. I have benifit of the doubt syndrome.
Confused about anything? When is Erin Glynn not?
Where you want to go vacation-wise? Italy!
Do you prefer to call or text someone?It depends on the situation. I prefer face to face conversation!! =]
Are you friends with any of your exes? mmhmm
How do you feel about change? Sometimes it scares me, but I usually end up enjoying it. Life is boring without it.
Did you get any compliments lately? Only Theresa who calls me Miss America every shift.
Are you friends with your neighbors? I guess you could say that.
Ever been told you were loved by someone who didn't mean it? haha...that's a sad thing to assume
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably not. hahaha
Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Yes. But I'm pretty sure I stopped liking them like three days later.
Do people ever think you're older/younger than you actually are?Sometimes older, sometimes younger.
Do you think boys truly understand girls? Not really.
Are you happy right now? Why not be?
Have you ever slept with the opposite sex and not have sex with them? I've never slept with the opposite sex. hahaha
Have you kissed more then 10 people this year?I have kissed zero people this year! LOL
Where did you get the shirt your wearing? Nature Coast Highschool Basketball
Do you like meeting new people? Usually!
Ever kissed someone who smokes? Negative
Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile? Usually. I'm a pretty smiley person
Meet anyone new this year? I should hope so
Have you ever liked someone then realize you don't? I rarely like people to be honest. Then when I finally do, usually some tragic flaw emerges, like they're married, or they have leprosey.
What time did you go to sleep last night? I think at like 1?
Do you believe exs can be just friends? I suppose so.
Where is your biological father right now? Sleeping.
Do you hate anyone? No. Just dislike.
Can you easily tell when someone's fake? Usually. I'm pretty discerning.
Will this weekend be a good one? It'll be a crazzzy one.
What do you currently hear right now? The water from my mother's stupid aero garden.
lDo you want to see someone right now? Yep!
When was the last time you cleaned your room? Yesterday
Last thing you and your boyfriend/​​girlfriend talked about? No tengo un novio.
Do you believe you could change for somebody? ERIN DON'T CHANGE FOR NO ONE
Is the last person you kissed mad at you? I hope not
How's your heart? Hopefully beating.
Do you believe people deserve second chances? Usually
Were you single on your last birthday? Of course. I'm Erin Single Cagan!
How much longer til your next birthday? About six months
Would you go back in time if you had the chance? Yes, if I could come back to the present!
Are you friends with your first love? Yesh.
Will tomorrow be better then today? I always hope each day builds from the last
What color is your shirt?Blue
Sometimes does it feel like your life is going no where? At times, yes.
Do you bite your lip? Yeah. =/
Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in holy crap he's hot at first sight.
Do you open up to a lot of people? I guess not
Do you have any strange phobias? Sea Animals? Ughh
What do you friends call you? Erin, Er, Erry, Glynn, Glynnie, Glynnaford, EGC, Ernie, Nernie, Nern, Nernie Bird, Nernz, Errra errn, Erin go braless (thanks helene), Cagan, Cags, Cajun, Caganator....etc
Who is the best hugger you know? UMMM...Probably MYSELF! I LOVE HUGS!
Has anyone ever told you they would die for you? Yeah. Kirsten even told me she would attack someone like a feline on aids. Hahahaha.


-Erin Glynn

Back to Real Life

"Real Life". I love how we always use that as a negative connotation. haha. Well, here I am. Monday has just passed and I am in fact back to this thing we call real life. So long Spring Break...how I'll miss you and the laziness you allowed me. We got nothing done at play practice due to the fact that we talked and fooled around the entire time--it seems getting back into the swing of things wasn't as easy as we thought. It was fun none the less. We made a pact that on Wednesday we will preform to our best abilities once again. In my Arts and Films against totalitarian regimes class we....watched another movie! We've been doing so for about two months straight, and I am now fluent in German, Russian, and Polish. Just kidding. On a more honest note, work has been seriously sucking. I cannot lie when I say I want to quit everytime I go into work. I'm usually one to have a good time at work. I love the people I work with etc...but our managers are really becoming unbearable. Hopefully I won't be on the six o'clock news for knocking one of their fronts out. Actually, I usually just kill them with kindness...I think that hurts worse for them considering they are miserable people. The wedding is April fourth, which makes it less than two weeks away. I feel that this is the quiet before the storm, because nobody is currently freaking out. Just wait a few days...it'll come I'm sure. My dress has arrived, and hopefully I still fit in it--I went on an eating binge while in Pittsburgh and I totally blame Tiffany. I also blame the Jews for creating bagels.

So, we celebrated Frankie's 28th birthday (you old hag) and our very pregnant Sarah was so cute. It's been awhile since I've seen them and since Meghan and I haven't been balling on Mondays, it was good to see them again. There was about seven million people there, and the dogs of course. Rock band was on one TV and March Madness on the other. I was extremely fortunate to catch this footage of a very non-enthusiastic Sarah singing while that crazy girl on the drums (who claimed it was easier when she used her hands instead of the sticks) was going nuts. Luke kept it pretty normal on the guitty. I don't know why, but the entire time, Sarah was so funny when she sang:

24 was absolutely insane tonight. When the last seconds ticked away for this episode, my family just sat there open mouthed-while my brother let out a noooo. Next was is going to be CRAZYYYYY!!!

10 random things I am infamous for:

1. Having gum in my mouth like 99% of my life

2. My hair

3. Leaning into people's shoulders when I laugh

4. How much I love hugs

5. How awkward I am when a guy likes me and I don't like them (thanks tiffany)

6. My wide variety of shoes

7. Knowing the differences between Neo-Classical and Baroque, but not knowing how to get anywhere.

8. My facial expressions

9. Being a chronic napper

10. How extremely forgetful/absent minded/clutsy I can be

-Erin Glynn

Post Pittsburgh Fun

Well, my friends...I'm finally back and recooperated. What a crazy friggen trip. Many ask, "Why Erin, why did you go to Pittsburgh particularly?" And I answer, "Tiffany wanted to do some interviews, so we figured...what the heck!" We had a grand time, so I must use this lovely blog to document the times so I can look back on them somewhere. And so, quotes, times and videos begin here:

Memorable Quotes:

Tiffany singing Kelly Clarkson to Maxine the GPS: "MY LIFE WOULD SUCKKK WITHOUTTTT YOU!"

"Route calculation, turn back where possible." -Maxine

"Just so you know, the girl we're staying with looks like Rodney Dangerfield." -Tiffany

Erin: "I have a confession to make"
Tiffany: "What?"
Erin: "I think I have a lesbian crush on Maxine."
Tiffany: "Back off, she's mine."

"WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" -Tiffany

"OOOOO...I saw you...you po frickin po." -Tiffany

Tiffany: "Erin, omg look back now"
Erin: "Oh, I saw it...you think I could miss that hamburgler?"
Tiffany and Erin: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"The thing about him is that he's always trying to be switty." -Erin

"UGH, What is up with these curbs and things around here and tires? And them TRYING to pop my tires!" -Tiffany

Tiffany: "I think I may have a small crush on him...I'll tell you in a second"
Erin: "Okay."
Tiffany stops the car: "Ugh, I think maybe it was just that peacoat."
Erin and Tiffany: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Erin: "I told you! NEVER underestimate the power of a peacoat."

"Tiffany, I had a dream last night that you fell in a construction hole and died. And it was all my fault." -Erin

Erin: "Didn't we already pass that store?"
Tiffany: "FRICK FACE...we just went in a circle."

Tiffany: "Maxine is such a good friend...all she does is give and give and give."
Erin: "And you can mute her whenever you want."
Tiffany: "Erin, don't! Maxine does NOT like to be muted."

"TIFFANNNNNNY GOOOOOD LUCKKKKK! I'LLLL BE INTERCEEEEDING ON YOUR BEHALFFFF!" -Erin

"We need to go to that egg show." -Tiffany

"That guy's animal is a bowling pin head." -Tiffany

Times:

-Leaving Florida at 4am and arriving at 10:30 pm and leaving Pitt at 10:35 pm and arriving in Florida at 8:00 pm.
-Me having a dream that Tiffany fell in a construction hole and died.
-Lenders Bagels
-The extreme fog/deer we encountered on the way back
-How it flurried in West Virginia and Tiffany started panicing like she was driving through a blizzard.
-How we seemed to get lost in downtown Pittsburgh for a total of like 12 hours throughout the trip....with Maxine our GPS cohort. And how it always seemed to be at the same bridge.
-Taking the highschooler unknowingly to the "south side"
-Playing cards at Starbucks
-Awkward get togethers
-Tiffany goes on interviews while Erin goes shopping
-How seriously ugly we looked on the way there and the way back
-How Tiffany can no longer hold in her urine for more than five minutes
-Pulling over at gas stations and hotel parking lots and taking power naps while driving home.
-Tiffany's obsession with the Fort Pitt tunnel on the way there
-Leaving my phone and wallet in the Panera bathroom and not realizing for like an hour and a half...then the guy who retrieves it decides to call my mom for God only knows what reason
-Slopey and Henney: Our game names at Buffalo wild wings
-Tiffany questioning me on my opinion of every person I met
-Highschool curfews
-Making friends with the guys inside the Christian Science center reading room
-Losing our parking ticket
-Tiffany geting a faux parking ticket from an angry neighbor reading, "DO NOT PARK HERE. NOT A LEGAL SPACE."
-Tiffany's response to everything being..."THORRY!" (Thanks Gilly)
-How tiffany drank coffee like seven times a day
-Eating chips and queso while driving there
-Having no more chips and queso for the drive back
-My camera flying off my lap and into my to go cup of water and sinking to its death
-Our server's hair style at ghetto Sonny's
-Watching FSU beat UNC during my first Red Robin experience
-A random cat rubbing itself against Tiffany's leg and scaring the crap out of her while we were locked out of the house.

Random Videos:

-Erin Glynn

The Mid-Mid-Term Studying Update

Oh, it's going to be a crazy week. I have two midterms tomorrow, and quite frankly, I'm sick of studying for them. Play practice before class once again, then come my two midterms. After this is when the madness begins. I must go home and pack, probably not sleep, drive to Lakeland to meet Tiffany, then Drive to Pennsylvania. I fear for the rare form I will most likely take on not only the ride there, but the remainder of the trip. This will cause embarassing but surely hilarious video/picture evidence I'm sure. I really have no idea what we're doing there, but it's going to be chilly, and I'm excited. Break out the pea coats and scarves ladies and gentlemen...yayyyy! Am I procrastinating by writing this right now? Yes, but I feel like I can't concentrate with my thoughts all jumbled, so I'll get them all out and continue to embrace 5th century Athens for all it's worth.


Out at Sea is coming along, and I'm excited to announce that we are going with our original thought and playing the men instead of switching it to women. I'm excited for no other reason except that we will be wearing suits, ties, and pocket squares. How glad am I that the script calls for this? Extremely. I finally get to pick out my own men's dress clothes outfit! hahaha. I need to learn how to tie a tie. My dad obviously knows how since he wears them everyday, but he ties them really tight with a little ugly knot like they did in 1984. The main characters are Fat, Medium, and Thin to which I play Thin. I need a slimming suit.


I miss Kirsten. Her aura is so far away, and I just don't like it. :[ I'm really not sure what an aura is, but Schadrac and I used to talk about them like we knew, and give people's auras colors as we catered to them. He said my aura was a mix of colors because I'm all over the place, and I told him that his was black because he's black. 24 was ridiculous this week, and the death of Bill Buchanan (May he R.I.P.)might be the closest i've ever cried while watching television. Just kidding, 24 has trained me in only semi-lamenting the death of main characters. THERE'S NO TIME FOR MOURNING IN 24! Bill took one for the team, so I'll commemorate him below:


Today at work, I got a 20 dollar tip on a 33 dollar check. I'm really not sure why they did that, but it made me feel like a super server. My new phone is on its way. GOODBYE NAVY BLUE SAMSUNG SLIDER PHONE FROM HELL!!! My new phone has a keypad so I can text just as quickly as the rest of the world. It is making its way through the US Postal Service as we speak. The tribal burning ceremonies for navybluesamsungsliderphonefromhell will be held the day following the receiving of my new glorious white and teal gravity phone. The little kiddies are gearing up for fine arts. I'm pretty stoked....they're going to be amazing ORLANDO, HERE WE COME! (Yes it is reference to where the district competition will be held, as well as a call out to Orlando Faith who we will out-dramatize if it's the last thing we do). Alright, I suppose I've written enough. I will continue to study as well as fill the insatiable craving for salt I have by eating these pretzels. Ciao my loves!

-Erin Glynn

An Oldschool Ode to the Old Tiffany and I

So, I was going through some pictures on the old lappy toppy, and I came across some of these videos. A confirmation that whilst living together, Tiffany and I caused eachother mutual insanity. I honestly don't even remember taping some of these. It was fun though, and that's why I figured I'd post a few. Oh yes, there's even more than this. The beginning of College couldn't have been any more hilarious.This is really for Tiffany...I love you girl! hahahaha

-Erin Glynn

So I'm Up With My Little Brother Who Is Upchucking Like No Other

Poor Steve. The little guy has strep throat, and I heard these noises from the bathroom, and it turns out he was in there with the pukes. So now I'm sitting here with him as he makes frequent runs to the bathroom and watches cartoons in between then. He's kind of a trooper...he came back smiling from his last puke session. Maybe he just hates school that much, and this is his total get out of school free card.

Today I went to Ocala with my Mom to go to Cara's dress fitting. I really never knew how important a bustle was, or really how many ways one could be made. She looks smokin' but I was like seriously lady, they all look the same...just pick one. I took pictures, but I'm pretty sure Cara would kill me for unvieling (no pun intended) the product before April 4th. We also went to the new house, and I finally got to see the inside. Suddenly for the first time in my life, I now want a house. The kitchen made me want awesome dishes and kitchen stuff, and made me want to cook. However, it made me realize I need husband to wash those dishes, because I'm surely not doing them. bahaha. Her walls were so empty, and I felt the undying urge to put some sick artwork on them. I suppose I'll have to wait the 35 years before I'll have my own house to do that.

Wii recording was fun. I got my Steve Irwin on, as well as an array of other fine voices. I've come to the conclusion that I really hate hearing my own voice, and I feel bad for all you unfortunate people that have to hear it all the time. I'm pretty sure it's cold in Pittsburg, so I'm going to go ahead and use that as an excuse for some new shoes, or something.

Did you know March 7th is national doodle day? Because doodling is truly one of my favorite hobbies during class time, I think it's a good opportunity for everyone to make a little doodle. Be sure to show me your doodles, as I am very interested to see them.

Top Ten Reasons I Love My Family (In no order):

1. The sibs are all so close...life is best when we're all together.

2. We all make fun of eachother, and we all laugh about it.

3. We have the best dinners.

4. My older brother is probably the funniest person I know.

5. I can always be 100% myself around them.

6. My mom is the best role model in the world.

7. There is never silence.

8. There is nothing like watching sports with them.

9. My dad and my mom are crazy different, but it works.

10. No matter what the situation, we somehow find the humor in it.

-Erin Glynn

Wiicording Today

So, I got a part in the game...I'll be sporting an Australian accent. I'll start Wiicording at 5pm today...I'm sure it's going to be really fun! School is kicking my behind--I cannot wait for Spring Break. Tiffany and I are going to go to Pittsburg! I wonder if we're going to freeze our behinds off now that I'm thinking about it. Seriously though, I've had no time to think about it, and I'm finally starting to get excited--I'm pretty sure the sixteen hour drive is going to be cah-razy!

And this is why I want a weiner dog:

I'm friggen tired. Goodnight my loves.

-Erin Glynn

A Quick Update With a Bit of Immaturity

For the update:

The Wii auditions were so fun! Today was our first practice for "Out at Sea". It went fantastically...we're going to have a lot of fun. It's a great group of people. I can't believe Kirsten is moving. This is total craziness I cannot even comprehend. I just can't believe it...it's going to be so weird not having her right near me like she always is. :( She is going to be severely missed. The bridal shower is finally done! Everyone really seemed to have a good time. Cara friggen banked, and everything went so smoothly--let's hope the wedding follows in its footsteps. Mid-terms are approaching and I couldn't be more thrilled. (PSYCHE)

For the immaturity:

This is the new facebook trend...I figured I'd transfer it over here =]

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People:

1.Despite what you may think, I still love you with all my heart.
2.Talking to you makes the day better than it was.
3.I can't believe how much your life is changing. I'm so happy for you.
4.You are my rock. I don't know what I'd do without you.
5.Don't worry, God's going to take care of it.
6.You are seriously an idiot.
7.I hope you're staying out of trouble.
8.You are the funniest girl I know. I love you.
9.You can fool everybody else, but no matter what you do, you can't fool God.
10.I think you are one of the most interesting/intriguing people I've ever come across. I hope you never change for anyone.

Nine things about myself:

1.So much of my life is up in the air right now.
2.In my opinion, laughing makes everything better.
3.I love to cook, even moreso than before.
4.I'm obsessed with gymnastics!
5.Sometimes I take life more seriously, because I feel like I have to.
6.I want a wiener dog.
7.I love animal prints!
8.Tea over coffee anyday.
9.I want to speak so many languages.

Eight ways to win my heart:

1.Being hilarious, or at least having a sense of humor.
2.Somebody with ambition
3.Clothes that fit impeccably. This goes along with amazing jeans, and being able to put an outfit together.
4.In tune with their feelings
5.Willing to do different things
6.Cultured
7.Talented
8.Sweet/caring

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1.This is boring
2.I'm hungry
3.Nice pants
4.I have eighteen papers to work on
5.Why is this song stuck in my head?
6.Where's my phone?
7.Ugh, I have to go to work

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1.Brush my teeth
2.Check my email/computer crap
3.Read my bible
4.Put on some comfy clothes
5.Charge my phone
6.Watch some miscellaneous television while doing homework

Five people who mean a lot (in no order):

1.Mom
2.Dad
3.Sister
4.Brothers
5.Besties

(Okay, maybe I cheated on that)

Four things you're wearing right now:

1. Gators Hoodie
2. PJ pants
3. Slippers
4. Necklace

Three songs that you listen to often:

1. Bless the Lord -Jeff Deyo
2. You Won't Relent- Misty Edwards
3. Point of No Return- Phantom of the Opera

Two things you want to do before you die:

1.Travel everywhere
2.Fall crazy in love

One confession:

1. When I was little, I used to want to marry Luke Skywalker.


-Erin Glynn